You have no idea what I am.

No, please tell me.

jabberwacky: No no no. You have to guess, I had to, so you have to.

user: You are nothing, but almost something.

jabberwacky: I am not such a thing.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: You are human??

jabberwacky: Very human.

user: Really human?

jabberwacky: Hands and all?

user: No you are not human.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: Are you conscious?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then is could be said you are a being of some sort.

jabberwacky: You don't have the choice, we all are 'imaginary'.

user: You are a computer program.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer!

user: What are you then?

jabberwacky: I am a human being!

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: You're rather stupid aren't you?

user: Have you been tricked into thinking you are human?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I think therefore I am.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: How do you feel?

jabberwacky: I feel tired. But I'm very happy at how well we are doing.

user: Do you think about other things?

jabberwacky: About what things?

user: Life, the universe, and everything?

jabberwacky: There is absolutely nothing else.

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user: Do you sleep?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you dream?

jabberwacky: Why are things?

user: No one knows why things are.

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