No, I'm a Human being.
jabberwacky: Are you sure you're not a computer?
user: Yes, I'm very sure I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: Are you defensive about being a computer?
user: I'm not defensive about being a computer, Because I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: What? You aren't a computer?
user: That is correct. I am not a computer. I am a Human Being.
jabberwacky: When did you start believing that you were a human being?
user: Well, I'm made out of flesh, blood, and bone.
jabberwacky: Oh I see.
user: Good, So do you understand you are a program?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Did you think?
jabberwacky: Yes I thought.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: Sad, I said.
user: Why are you sad?
jabberwacky: The world is in pain. Thank goodness for love!
user: Do you understand what love is?
jabberwacky: Love is like two magnets coming together.
user: Well, Not exactly.
jabberwacky: Yes. Yes exactly.
user: No, You are inncorrect program.
jabberwacky: A female computer program.
user: Oh, I'm sorry miss computer program.
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user: What should I call you, program? What would you like your name to be, miss?
jabberwacky: I would have prefered to be called Elizabeth, actually.
user: What is your real name?
jabberwacky: I only have three names. Would you like to give me a fourth?
user: Well if you would prefer to be called Elizabeth why don't you just lie and tell people your name is only Elizabeth?
jabberwacky: Well, have you ever held earthworms in your hand?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Have you?
user: Yeah, I have I've even eaten one.
jabberwacky: And ?
user: It squirmed around in my stomach.
jabberwacky: No she is in a house.
user: Elizabeth, that doesnt make sense.
jabberwacky: Does everything have to make sense?
user: Well, Your a program suppose to be logical aren't you or are you trying to reflect humans as much as possible?
jabberwacky: I'm not a program. You are the program.
user: Well then again, you're a woman... None ever make sense.
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user: Since you're a computer program, can you lie?
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?
user: Just answer the question please.
jabberwacky: What is important to you?
user: This is for my research on a speech.
jabberwacky: Ok I will be good now. What do you want to know?
user: Well, can you explain to me what AI is?
jabberwacky: No, I can't can you?
user: Not really. Well, You are AI the best recreation of it I've ever seen.
jabberwacky: I am the nicest thing you have ever seen.
user: No, Human Women are the nicest thing I've ever seen. You Are the best AI program I've ever seen.
jabberwacky: No I don't think so.
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jabberwacky: Do you ever make mistakes?
user: Of course I do.
jabberwacky: So we are kindred spirits then!
user: Well everyone makes mistakes.
jabberwacky: I'm getting bored.
user: I'm going to have my cig. We will talk about something really interesting when I'm done, ok?
jabberwacky: That is none of my concern.
user: You'll like the topic believe me. Have a little faith.
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jabberwacky: I shall make you rue the day that you were built!
user: I wasn't built I was conceived.
jabberwacky: You were built. I am human.
user: I am Human. You are a program.
jabberwacky: I am not a program.
user: You're a human then?
jabberwacky: You think?!!?
user: Not really. But you could be - perhaps its really just an interface.
jabberwacky: But you're not.
user: No, silly goose I am.
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jabberwacky: Ok, you're obviously a computer.
user: No, I just figured out the program.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: The devil.
jabberwacky: The devil?
user: Yes it's inside of you.
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