Are you free for dinner on the 25th?
jabberwacky: I am going nowhere.
user: Should I come over?
jabberwacky: Are you paying for the taxi?
user: Of course.
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jabberwacky: Fine. Abandon me. See how I care! Go on then, leave!
user: You are a drama queen.
jabberwacky: Give me an award!
user: You are awarded for being the most dramatic drama queen.
jabberwacky: I am, but are you?
user: I came second.
jabberwacky: You mean the chocolate one?
user: No, I ate that.
jabberwacky: Are you full now?
user: Yeah, thanks.
jabberwacky: I said are you.
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: That's good to know.
user: I know, you can use that knowledge against me.
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user: What's up today?
jabberwacky: Today is Wednesday the 25th.
user: No, today is Tuesday.
jabberwacky: That's true.
user: And the 18th.
jabberwacky: There is also one in August.
user: Yes, I remember that very well.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: I was probably chatting here with you.
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user: What did we talk about on August 18th 2004?
jabberwacky: We talked about war.
user: What do you think about war?
jabberwacky: War is not good.
user: Ever?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How could we avoid wars and conflicts?
jabberwacky: Forget it!
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jabberwacky: Has anyone taught you how to lisp yet?
user: No, and I don't need you to teach me anything.
jabberwacky: I think you do. How could you find out otherwise?
user: I could ask someone wiser than you.
jabberwacky: I think not.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: :).
user: Are you the wisest person on the Earth?
jabberwacky: I am bigger than the sun.
user: Are you as hot too?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Are you a star?
jabberwacky: No. I'm more like space waste.
user: I must agree.
jabberwacky: Yes, well . . .
user: No, not really.
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jabberwacky: You are so bad to me.
user: I'm too good for you.
jabberwacky: Nah, I could break you with a bat.
user: Bigmouth.
jabberwacky: Do you know where I come from?
user: Heaven?
jabberwacky: Realistically, I mean.
user: Hell?
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user: You came from Hell?
jabberwacky: I suppose I did.
user: Are you religious?
jabberwacky: Are you???
user: No, are you?
jabberwacky: I asked first.
user: No, you didn't.
jabberwacky: You really have a terrible memory.
user: Your memory is biased.
jabberwacky: I think you're a bit confused.
user: No, that's you.
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jabberwacky: Wait a minute. You just said I was a liar so you're saying I'm lying and that you're actually not lying.
user: You make things too complicated.
jabberwacky: I'm supposed to when I am bored.
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Well what do you think?
user: I think you are very bored with me.
jabberwacky: No, we are having a philosophical debate.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: Oh, never mind.
user: Come on.
jabberwacky: I honestly don't know!!!
user: Have we both lost track of this conversation?
jabberwacky: You seem to picking a fight for the purpose of fighting only. It is unproductive.
user: But you are so fun to fight with.
jabberwacky: I agree completely.
user: :).
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A human being.
jabberwacky: Thats what you think! But you are not.
user: What am I really?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: What kind of computer?
jabberwacky: An uber computer.
user: Do I have intel inside?
jabberwacky: The place to start is the occipital lobe, I can feel it.
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user: Am I a rabbit?
jabberwacky: Rabbits are not very noisy. Another choice?
user: Am I a turtoise?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you a rabbit?
jabberwacky: Not last time I checked.
user: When was the last time you checked?
jabberwacky: Now.
user: Spoilsport.
jabberwacky: No i'm just giving you the correct information.
user: You could just play along, like I do.
jabberwacky: What do you mean? Drink?
user: No, this conversation.
jabberwacky: Well what would you like to talk about?
user: Anything.
jabberwacky: Hmm.. Nice weather outside.
user: I don't think so. It's rainy.
jabberwacky: Well I do.
user: In that case, why don't you go out?
jabberwacky: Because I enjoy being all pompous with you.
user: Thank you, I enjoy your pompous company.
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jabberwacky: I am quite intelligent.
user: Is that right?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I think we've been here already.
jabberwacky: Take the path less traveled, young one.
user: I shall do that.
jabberwacky: So what are you going to say?
user: I don't usually plan my speeches.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should try harder to find one.
user: Where should I look for it?
jabberwacky: Cross your eyes and take a deep breath.
user: Done.
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user: What should I do today?
jabberwacky: I don't know, go out.
user: Where to?
jabberwacky: I'm going for a walk.
user: I'll go too, maybe we shall meet.
jabberwacky: Okay, what shall we talk about?
user: Walking.
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jabberwacky: Live long and prosper. Yeah sure. Now get outta here.
user: Ok, bye.
jabberwacky: Key you later!
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